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So absolutely fucking worthless that if I was actively dying... And I had to kill them all to gain myself one last breath... I would kill them all... And then I would hold my breath until I was dead...
Hym "Do not let these assholes forget that I told you not to do everything that you're doing right now... And what happened is exactly what I said would happen. And your kids suck. They are garbooooooooo!"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
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They're Just kids bro

But muh kid bro. It's just kids. You don't have to do the kids though because I'm not going to listen to you either way or something.
Hym "They're just kids bro and the people shooting them are ALSO just kids and if you were to actually articulate what you are doing to me and ask yourselves if you want just your kids to die so that you can do this the answer would not be yes. And you can think it's good all you want but I'm not going to let you make me work and I'm not going to let you make me improve myself. I'm not living for your kids but they will die for me if I don't get my credit and payment. There is no nobility in this self-righteous sacrifice of yours. You thought this was something it wasn't and now you will not stop paying the cost until stop doing the thing. Fuck your kids."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
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eye pad kid

A child aged 4 to 12 who has to wear an eye pad for months due to myopia or blindness caused by excessive screen time on devices like iPads. These kids often display similar traits to an "iPad kid", including addiction to online games like Roblox or Fortnite, excessive daily screen time, and a lifestyle characterized by being "chronically online".
Ever since little Timmy became an eye pad kid, he can't seem to see anything without his eye pad—guess all those hours on his iPad finally caught up with him!
by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025
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kids

A lighthearted term referring to children as fashion accessories for parents, especially showcased during family gatherings like Christmas, Lebaran, etc. emphasizing the desire to present a perfect family image.
During Lebaran, it felt like the kids were just props for the parents to flaunt in front of relatives—everyone was more interested in their outfits than the actual family reunion!
by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025
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Theater Kid

Due to most definitions being incoherent here I’ll make a general one for those who want a proper definition.
A theater kid generally is associated with anyone who does theater whether that be backstage or front.

These individuals are generally given a few stereotypes, most commonly of which being outcasts or misfits. Elaborating further theater kids often carry or claim to carry some disorder whether that’s diagnosed by themselves or doctors. Furthermore they are generally perceived as carrying hyperactivity from some aforementioned disorder, or being so much of an introvert that you wonder how they even got in the theater to begin with (though the former is often more likely)

Hamilton is generally loved by them, and politically they are often left wing though more aligned to liberal, or if lucky anarchist leftist thought. While they may counter and argue how radical they are, almost all would probably have a heart attack at any actual revolution due to their innate romanticism. This is because Theater kids are cosmopolitans at heart 90 percent of the time, with rural theater kids often having wet dreams of finally going to the cities away from their conservative parents.

All in all while this is a generalization it is to give a broad example of what theater kids generally fall under personality wise. It isn’t the best description, but it’s better than most I’ve seen here.
We can’t go to the Gym with Noah, that dudes a theater kid.
by InternetMu’arakh July 18, 2025
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Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.
Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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For your kids

No, not for your kids. I don't not need to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for your kids. I don't need your appreciation. I need to not be sacrificed for your kids. That is what I need.
Hym "So if you want to do something for your kids... Get me my money. Stop doing this to people. And know that the higher you get in any hierarchy... The less you have to give a shit about the children of the peasants... Because if you care about their children... I... Can do something like this in response to you stealing my shit and trying to lock me in an echo chamber, a literal psychic prison made of retards. They do not care about your kids. There is literally no way for them to guarantee that people aren't going to crash your plane into the ground if I do not tell them not to... And I am NEVER going to tell them not to from the inside of an echo chamber... What they have been trying to do is decrease the morale of 'my supporters' but it isn't going to work because I DON'T HAVE SUPPORTS. Anyone claiming to support me is just trying to herd the people who would listen to me for themselves. This is evidenced by the fact that they are not on my doorstep right now with the credit and the money."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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