Roses are red

Roses are red
violets are blue
Your mom is fat
And so are you

It’s your mom with roses are red

by JK_jacobi December 21, 2021

Red Bull

An energy drink. Or football team owner. Or racing team owner. Or racing team sponsor. Or air race hosting company. Or hockey team owner. Or esports team owner. Or magazine brand owner. Or marathon holder. Or general sponsor of many sports. Or a looot more things.

Person 1: What the hell do Red Bull do?
Person 2: A lot of things.

by CocotheLoco1 January 20, 2024

Red Seal

The ring of lipstick a woman leaves after preforming oral sex

That chick left me with a red seal

by becky02 May 28, 2025

Red Dawn

A complete dick maneuver where you take a drunk chick who's on the rag and hook her up with someone else equally or more plastered. When they wake up in the morning they'll discover the sheets or couch they slept on to have a good amount of menstruation on them, hence red dawn.

Guy 1: Hey man, how was your night?
Guy 2: It sucked in a big way.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Dan hooked me up with some chick.
Guy 1: Why is that so bad? Was she ugly?
Guy 2: No. It's because I woke up this morning and my fucking couch had period blood all over it. Dan red dawned me.
Guy 1: That's a dick maneuverif I've ever seen one.

by Broba Fett March 8, 2011

Agent Red

a dumbass

agent red is a dumbass

by sawnoob72 April 30, 2025

The red thread

The red thread- a verb(theory) used to describe the phenomenon that every freshman in Brooklyn, as of now, is in some way connected to each other or knows each other through friends or connections.

Nerdy Nancy: this girl Tracey Sigil I met through Kenzie is a loser, like actually. So annoying, no one likes her.
Turned up Tabitha: You know TRACEY GIRL? I go to school with her.
Kelly: you know her too? She’s on my soccer team.
BiscuitsNGravy: what the CRAP?! that girls mom is friends with my mommy..how do we all know her?
Nancy: oh yeah, the red thread.
Turned on tabitha:

made by The Flamingos Ass, don’t sue. we don’t even live in New York we live in the Bronx

Ejactulate, evacuate, and evaporate

Stay sexy ladies,
the Flamingos Ass, out.

by theFlamgingosAss November 27, 2022

baboon ass red

To describe a swollen body part that is red.

Did you see Steve's nose, it was baboon ass red! So swollen from Rick punching him in the nose!

by Bill&bob April 25, 2022