Double ‘Mando

When a girl goes double commando- no bra, no chonies!

I’m going double ‘mando-I’m just going to the market!

by Janers January 30, 2021

Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023

Double Bagger

A woman who is so ugly that you have to put two bags over her head to have coitus with her, in case one of the bags falls off.

Hoyt picked up a double bagger at Roger's Roost right before the bar closed at two.

by Olaffffffvfrf May 14, 2017

Double Reach-A'-Rudder

Teamwork makes the Dream Work. Combine a Dutch Rudder, with a Dutch Paddler. Both partners essentially operate one another's arms, to achieve orgasm via assisted masterbation. While laying, sitting, Floating or Standing next to each other. The male partner moves his partners arm, similar to that of a disk jockey. While at the same time the Female moves her partners arm similar to the way that long metal bar goes back and forth to rotate the wheels on a steam train.

Note: If you have any form of A.D.D., maybe not for you.

"Bro, my Chick and I tried the ""Double Reach-A'-Rudder"" last night. Maybe Skip the Dabs for that one, it takes Jedi Focus"

by FatDabFreddy1970 June 3, 2023

Double Punk Swissroll

A double punk swissroll is a person (man), confused about not only his race, but also his sexuality. The Double Punk Swissroll (DPS) is unsure if he is able to not only denounce his race and be gay, denounce his race and be straight, or simply stay being a closet creeper. The DPS will test the waters, and come into his own, slowly. Amongst heterosexual males, the first attempt of testing his sexual aura by wearing items that heterosexual men don't wear. Tongue rings, silver unity rings and matches necklaces. If mention of his ways, he will shyly play it off as if it were to be a joke.

I don't know about that guy, but I think he's a double punk swissroll.

by Groovious February 9, 2019

double bunga

a double bunga is strine for a mishap

a double bunga floods & cyclone in Queensland

by marcelduchamp February 24, 2011

Double hunch back growly

This is the process of tucking one’s dick and balls pushed back between the legs to look like a female. The double hunch back is the 2 balls back and growly is because it kinda hurts….ref Silence of the Lamb, this was done in the movie by the killer.

Dude, that is an epic double hunch back growly, nicely done!

by efhaso;fnhasdfl;jasnl;sdf February 15, 2022