cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.

Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.

by farco_ April 28, 2024

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cheetah cum

when you jerk off super fast so you can skeet on the person you're doing's face

billy CHEETAH CUM'ed all over me last night

by doodoobreath December 14, 2008

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Cum Ladder

The process of cumming onto your hand in such a way that you ejaculate two parallel strings of jizz across your fingers, resembling a ladder. This may occur during masturbation.

I jizzed a perfect cum ladder across my fingers last night.

by Trans Lotad February 20, 2025

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Cum chicken

Also, known as cream pie chicken. When a male and female are having unprotected sex, and whoever pushes the other party off just before the male finishes inside the female, then loses. IE: if the male pulls out to cum, he loses. If the female jumps off him if she’s riding him just before he cums, then she loses.

This can be done using a position of course. If the male is on top and tries to pull out, and the female wraps her legs around him so he finishes inside of her, then he will also be declared the loser as he was about to submit defeat in cum chicken

Hey lover, would you like to play a risky game of cum chicken?

by Cumchickenking August 06, 2024

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