chicken blast

when you sneak into a room with a box of chicken and blast it all over some douchebag, biscuits and wings fly everywhere.

person one: knocks on the door
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!

everyone laughs.

by Deeznutssssss December 27, 2009

Going Out To The Chickens

is to fall quite significantly, sometimes specifically meaning to fall on ice. Coined in Burlington, Vermont, U.S.A, by Addie Herbert who went out to her chickens March 7th 2025 and bruised her sweet elbow.

I was going out to the chickens this morning and I totally went out to the chickens !

by Connieconverse6 March 8, 2025

Chicken Nuggets

A small snack that teenaged girls are obsessed with, although they are much different from regular chicken.

Jessica: What do you want from MCDonalds?

Friends: CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!!

by FakeDictonary October 3, 2019

Chicken chow dick

When your into an Asian girl but she into some freaky shit and occasionally says something that is weird but still eventually ends up in you smashing

(In heavy Asian accent) for dinner later it is rice with a little chicken chow dick.

by Bofa deez nutss July 17, 2016

like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.

Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?

by bitchuck May 26, 2025

Buffalo chicken fap

When you masturbate using hot sauce for lube.

That girl makes my dick hotter than a buffalo chicken fap.

by Babaca_ April 27, 2016

Loose chicken

When chicken has an odd texture, poor density, and a distinct airy quality.

The Chinese resturant serves chicken that appears to be loose. I had loose chicken for dinner.

by ddc1609 March 30, 2025