Brown Comet

The skid mark left on the toilet lid when a person has to shit really bad and they realize the toilet lit is down, after sitting down. Causing them to slide off the lid to lift it.

“I didn’t realize the lid was down and accidentally made a brown comet”

by Lulu Bean January 29, 2022

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browning

browning = shitting

I’m literally browning and theres no fucking toilet paper. help.

by trannyhomofag February 1, 2022

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Brown and Proud

A movement in the 2020s where people will not wipe their asses as it is more comfortable for anal sex and easier and less costly. Often the community was Ohio youth males.

“I ain’t Neva’ wipe! I just poop and get up! I’m keepin’ it Brown and Proud!” - NBA Youngboy

by AspergerKing420 February 3, 2022

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Aidan Browne

Aidan Browne is better than Daphne Moon at Wii Sports Basketball.

Fuck You Daphne!

Aidan Browne has a HUGE Penis :)

by FoolishBegger810 February 5, 2022

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brown warden

the purest knight, built upon the values of dirt:
Respect
Honour
Beans

Fighting_Falcon: Damn, look at that brown warden, he's so hecking cool!!
BrownWarden: how about you get some hecking wins on dominion?
Fighting_Falcon: ...

by zevalin February 6, 2022

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Chris Browned

To absolutely beat the living shit out of your girlfriend

News man 1 - "On tonights news, 23 year old male going to jail for absolutely beating the shit out of his girlfriend for touching his pizza rolls."
News man 2 - "Now thats what I called gettin' Chris Browned."

by jvic3 February 8, 2022

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