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Cum Hunter

When your mexican friend Joseph is trying to make up some bullshit reason to deal with his delusions.
Wow, Bro you're such a Cum Hunter.
by Santa C1aus May 10, 2023
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cum cone

when you smoke a cone then have a wank and cum in the cone piece and leave it in there for the next cone.
by Pusspinch October 3, 2022
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Cum cloud

A fart after two people have engaged in anal sex and the receiver farts, creating a cloud of cum.
Paul farted in the bar after receiving anal from his boyfriend John, the smell was thick. Kath a fellow co-worker exclaimed "don't come in here spreading your cum clouds!!"
by Howard_Ross4life May 2, 2022
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Cum-ture

When talking in a sexual manner. When greeting a fellow man of culture, you are fully licensed to utilize the more appropriate term: cumture
You...are a true man of cum-ture. A proper gentleman.
by MemeB0i69 July 16, 2021
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Cum God

A Cum God, or sometimes referred to as a Cum Wizard, or Cum Magician, is a man who is really good at ejaculating.
Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”

Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.

Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.
by Odyion June 3, 2024
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Cum Union

An Orgy.
David: So Karen, Angel, Ricky, Davidita, are you ready to have a Cum Union tonight?

Ricky and Davidita: Sure....!
by Viscount Druitt February 14, 2023
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Cum

The shit that comes out of your dick, daddy likes to cum inside me! I like him cumming inside me.
by sjkdjhbvjdskdjvhbvj November 24, 2022
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