Walking cum stain

A useless human being that should have been either swallowed or wiped away.

I’m having to re-do all of Karen’s work.

She is useless, a walking cum stain.

by Jessica2025 March 6, 2025

Cum Whirlpool

When you get a group of 64 guys together in a circular pool. All men begin to move in the same direction, creating a whirlpool. All men proceed to start ejaculating into the pool, creating a whirlpool of cum.

Wow, Bill and I had a great time drinking the water at the cum whirlpool event .

by BenPhelps March 8, 2025

rusty cum

when you are made out of metal and jack off for the first time in a long time and your cum comes out all rusty

Colossus: Dude I tried to jack off and it my cum was all rusty
Optimus Prime: same here man idk what the fuck's going on idk why we have rusty cum

by Yeet: Your Ear Eats Trucks March 8, 2025

Cum Bum Yum Yum

It’s made by sticking sausages up a bum
Spin your sausage like rotisserie
Then we start the jizzery
This is called Cum Bum Yum Yum

I’m having Cum Bum Yum Yum for my Jizzmas dinner this year.

by LoganTheWhitleyite March 12, 2025

kentucky cum shot

When you jerk off in a KFC bathroom, but before you finish you run out to the dining area and blow your load on the nearest bucket of fried chicken.

I was excited about eating fried chicken at KFC, but instead some guy gave me a kentucky cum shot

by Nbrose333 March 12, 2025

Petty cum

When you feel bad for a girl so you just force yourself to finish

Having sex and you just want too be over or feel bad for her so you finish anyway,
Jack: I just petty cummed when i was with her
Reece: omg no way

by 36G March 16, 2025

rot pussy cum goblin

A woman in her early 30s who does meth and is passed around from dope boy to dope boy showers 1 to two times a month and if ask men ain't shit

That new bitch alyssa is a rot pussy cum goblin

by Alyssa's a hoe March 19, 2025