shut teh face

a fun way of telling others to shut the fuck up because they sound like a bonifide retard

you shut teh face, only open teh face to eat teh toasty oats

by boonis January 8, 2004

Egg on your face

Meaning - To be embarrassed.
Origin - Yellow egg shows up vividly well on your face if you don't wipe your mouth after eating, and, unless you're really thick-skinned, that's embarrassing.

Stan had egg on his face after saying he could easily do fifty push-ups, and then giving up after doing just twenty.

Make sure you have your story straight - go public without the facts and you will have egg on your face.

by koravar July 20, 2010

Tahitian Face Mask

A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.

I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.

by C. Dub November 7, 2006

Ditch Face Meagen

When someone is excited about doing something with someone and then the person backs out at the last minute and does the same thing with someone else.
Usually performed by young dumb teenage girls.

boy: You wanna go swimming tomorrow?
girl: Hell yeah!
boy: Ok, tomorrow at 9
girl: Sweet, I can't wait!

next day...

boy: Are you ready to swim?
girl: Can't, I'm going to a pool party later tonight.
boy: You are such a Ditch Face Meagen!!!

by Chris Hunn June 19, 2006

Smiley Face Pancake

When you are fucking a girl and then cum in her eyes and shoot all over her lips and mouth. Tiny peices of shit are also required on the lips and if possible, the eyes.

John: I was screwing Denise last night and pulled a Smiley Face Pancake on her. It was great!

Thomas: Wow, sounds like you had a good time!

by Ieuannnnnnnnnn March 5, 2009

She'd get it in the face

When a hot woman/female would get skeeted in the face

Guy 1: Mealing is a wanker
Guy 2: Hahahaha yeah
-Hot woman walks past-
Guy 1: She'd get it in the face

by Cockmaster123456789 December 24, 2008

slut's-her-face

The term used for a slutty girl whose name you can't remember (a combination of "slut" and "what's-her-face"); often used when talking about an ex's new slutty girlfriend or the slutty girlfriend of a guy you like.

Ann: So, are you going out with Roger?
Molly: No, he's still going out with slut's-her-face.

by _lady_bugg_ January 13, 2009