Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

Doing a kazmi

To get married without telling your friends to avoid having to go through with a stag-do

You never guess what Shuaib did, he told us all he was visiting Pakistan with his family and he ended up doing a Kazmi

by Mustafa the great November 21, 2019

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

The little thing that girls do

It's that little thing that girls do you know, i love it when they do the little thing

G: Hey you know the little thing that girls do? Do you like it?
M: Like it? I love it, it's my favorite thing about girls

by Lukesangelo January 10, 2022

ka-do-shitz

A person who may be considered borderline genius with all the skills they have mastered in multiple trades.

I'm calling Tommy to fix this cause he can ka-do-shitz.

by Buttslut1971 December 3, 2016

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by 0AmanasazA0 November 17, 2025

national do the vanhook day

a day dedicated to doing the “vanhook.” put your hand on your ass to participate

“hey today is national do the vanhook day”

by nomadictoast April 12, 2019