Maintenance Jack

A Maintenance Jack is when you're taking a shit and decide to jerk off at the same time.

Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"

by Unwashed_Nuts February 23, 2024

Jack Robert Avery

Jack Avery is the best singer from the boyband Why don't we! they're so talented n u should def check them out! Jack is: sweet, caring, funny, loveable, a great singer, a great dancer, hot, cute and has noodle hair!!

Jack Robert Avery is a curly-haired, hella fine looking boy

by AveryMendes March 31, 2019

Hammer Jacking

When someone hits the pipe and next thing you know all you can hear coming from another room is loud noises and cussing because they are taking apart a blue tooth speaker left by your girlfriend and you was supposed to get it back to her tomorrow after you meet your wife to sale some food stamps to dude down the street for some more stuff to put in the pipe.

Hey bro you ain't taking apart that Bluetooth speaker are you? Can you hear me keep it down stop hammer Jacking in my spare room. He hit it one time and he's hammer Jacking in the spare room.

by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022

Jack

Jack is usually that sort of person that loves to be gay. He should discriminated at all costs. He is also the CEO of nonces. He will always be married to someone called Garfield aka Stephen Tries, Stephen has many husbands and wifes and many children, Imallexx is one of them

Jack you massive faggot

by Memeulous’s Cat December 30, 2019

jacked

best at fucking moms

he jacked your mom good bro

by Harry buttlicker May 2, 2019

Jack Daniel Miller

The Jack Daniel Miller is when you pour half a bottle of expired refrigerated Jack Daniels inside a gay man's asshole and proceed to pound him whilst screaming in a high pitch voice "Stay Frosty!" Minecraft music must also play in the background.

"Yo! He looks like shit!"

"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"

"No way bro that's fucked!"

by ktjones123 March 28, 2024

Jack Bone

the act of stroking your member at a medium pace while self reflecting on ones failures and shortcomings.

what technique do you use bro?

I tend to Jack Bone...

You need to talk bro?

by blue lobster August 16, 2022