Hommie Dog Slice

Your closest friend you have ever had. Even if you don't happen to be friends anymore.

Jack is my hommie dog slice

by Matwak April 23, 2017

beat-around dog

a person or dog that is scared of everything and frequently gets beat up and bossed around

"that kid is such a beat-around dog"

by amplifier1110 November 17, 2009

Raw Dog Enema

The act of cleaning your semen out of your dogs intestines. It is easier to preform if your dog is dead, but that’s all owner’s preference. In most cases the owner holds the dog’s rectum over their mouth in order to consume the semen that oozes out.

“That raw dog enema I did this morning tasted so good man.”

by IrphanMcGee August 5, 2018

Lucky Ducky Dog

A lucky dog who brings joy and love.

She just won 20 million dollars!
Well you do know, she rubbed the Lucky Ducky Dogs belly.

by LULU <3 November 25, 2011

Triple Dog Zillion

The largest number in the world, it's even bigger than infinity

Mom: I love you 10x
Kid: I love you triple dog zillion! HAH, can't beat that!
Mom: Alright you win

by Itsiak April 3, 2011

Fast Food Dogging

The act of secretly parking in a car park to eat fast food before going home.

Fast Food Dogging is the act of stopping off to eat a McDonald's on the way home in a secluded car park in January because your supposed to be on a diet.

by Big Pete78 January 18, 2013

Alaskan Corn Dog

An item formed by defecating in a narrow hole in snow or ice (less commonly in a freezer). Traditionally a stick is added to add some measure of sanitation (such as is possible). Once frozen the item is then used in whatever manner one typically employs oblong items of corn dog consistency.

Person 1: "Dude- check it out an Alaskan Corn Dog!"
Person 2: "....the hell's the matter with you?"

by Col. Dignity April 15, 2017