nut-tron

When you're talking about Jimmy Neutron, but you also want to be sexy.

*aggressively grabs balls* Don't worry, I'll make you nut-tron tonight.

by wetspot69 September 26, 2021

Nigga Nuts III

A basketball fan that wants to make his way into actual basketball, he takes his dreams down from his brother Nigga Nuts I. Sadly the first brother died in the war, as Nigga Nuts III wants to join into a famous basketball team, standing around at 6'3 his dreams will come true one day...

"You remember Nigga Nuts III ?"
"Oh yeah, that one guy who wants to be a famous basketball player?"

by anonymous July 31, 2023

Sneaky Nut

The act of pulling your nuts out in front of a female and then putting them away when she notices.

Guy 1: I did a sneaky nut today
Guy 2: God really who was it

Guy 1: The chicks playing handball
Guy 2: nice what did they do
Guy 1: well i stole there ball and gave it to drew then the hot one came and asked for the ball then i showed her my nuts and said you want these balls. she started to blush and asked for the ball again then we chucked the ball down the quad .
Guy 2: Nice

by yumyumyum43 June 4, 2018

Garzunkel-nut

Rounded piece of fecal matter formed on a hair in the anal area.

Stuck like a Garzunkel-nut.

by Poppie January 18, 2019

Jumping nut-to-nut

Being unborn & still swimming inside your fathers testicles.

Father: "back when I was in a band"
Son/Daughter: "I don't remember you being in a band"
Father: "Because it was when you were still Jumping nut-to-nut"

&

"You don't remember that because it was before your time and you were still jumping nut-to-nut"

by bigc88 March 28, 2025

nut juice

What I found on the bathroom stall last week

thats nut juice

by wooppoo May 28, 2019

Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.

“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022