Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

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Double Ice Mack

A police officer who sells clean drugs, pimps out prostitutes while keeping them safe without exploiting them, and kills gangsters who kill women and children related to rivals of rivalling gangs.

Double Ice Macks sell clean drugs and kill bad johns, but the professional lovers they employ get to keep their money.

by Digital Tongue November 15, 2024

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The Double-Barrel Shotgun

When two penises are put side-by-side, and in some way attached. Then get a blowjob, ejaculating at the same time.

Me and my Jeff gave some girl The Double-Barrel Shotgun last night

by BLACKBO1 May 16, 2025

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Double gun it

When your so exasperated with anything you could blow both sides of your brain out.

Man I hate this job, pretty sure I'm gonna double gun it in a sec.

by DanceCommando June 27, 2009

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double wax'n

when you wax a furry animal completely bald, skin them alive, and then wax the skinned animal's bloody muscles and exposed flesh parts.

1.hey dude did you just double wax my pet dog?
2.hey bro wanna go double wax'n some cats?

by double waxer September 10, 2025

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Double Sided Delight is a desert or breakfast item that can be made for someone who really wants something sweet if you have no sweets in the house.

It is made by taking a piece of bread, spreading butter on one side, spreading peanut butter on the other side, and dripping on Maple syrup before sprinkling on a small amount of sugar.

Have you tried double Sided Delight? It’s really good for when you want sweets but don’t have the cash.

by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019

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