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What the tism

Online and in real life, people often make up their own catchphrases to react to confusing or ridiculous moments. For example, when someone asks a really strange question or does something that doesn’t make sense, you might want a quick, funny way to respond.
My friend started barking during class, and I was just like, “What the tism?”

Someone put mustard on a brownie at lunch — what the tism was that?

He texted me at 3 a.m. asking if fish have feelings… what the tism, bro.

The teacher tripped over nothing, and everyone froze — what the tism just happened?

I saw two kids arguing over who invented water, and I’m like, “What the tism man”
by Skyblue20199 October 18, 2025
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what are you yapping about

Used by mostly middle schoolers, primarily ones who have fallen victim to the "sigma" male, Andrew Tate, and Ohio trends as a counter-argument for someone promoting an opposing topic. (i.e. LGBT rights, Atheism etc.)

It is commonly used as a last resort whenever these people run out of valid arguments.
WE ATE YOU UP PERIOD
what are you yapping about
by solletorenico November 15, 2023
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what a sham

You forgot to add an e at the end of sham
“What a sham!”
Did you mean what a shame?”
God damnit I forgot the e.”
by A human I guess April 22, 2022
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What curese Hernias?

This is very important to me, Not to long ago I had a Hernia operation. I experience the worst time in my life.I was operated onec before for Diverticulosis and thats where they slic me agin. in the same spot? Anyway my conformation is what forms into a hernia,why,do I eat the whrong foods!
What curese Hernias?
by Worried? August 17, 2009
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What The Fent

when something is so far beyond "what the fuck" it becomes "what the fent"

the better way to say what the fuck
guy 1: "what the fent just happened"

guy 2: "what did you just say bro?

guy 1: its my new way to say "what the fuck"
by Anabanana_lamagamagoo March 17, 2025
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what a shitter

A phrase used to express an extremely dissatisfying situation.
Friend 1: Dude, Vanessa wouldn't let me fuck last night
Friend 2: Oh man, what a shitter
by MistaDudeMan April 4, 2017
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What in the name of fuck

What somebody says when they are VERY confused, often because of what somebody else does or says
Guy: Yeah I parked the flower in the pig's rainbow bicycle
Other Guy: What in the name of fuck are you talking about?!
by Epesp June 21, 2024
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