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on-bed-off-bed

When a male or female engage in intercourse and one is on the bed and one is off the bed. Usually the male is having sex with a female that is laying on the bed whilst he us standing on the floor or ground surface.
Me and Vanessa are having a lot of on-bed-off-bed sex, lately.
by hetzelthespian May 16, 2016
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Dust off rimjob

The act of shooting dust off into your anus and then farting it into a friends mouth thust getting them high off it
Fuck dude vance is taking all these dust off rimjobs tonight hes sooo high
by teddb October 6, 2011
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jump off a cliff

when someone acts ignorant so you tell yourself "jump off a cliff" meaning: bro im so done here.

ill elaborate: when you jump off a cliff its like youre done with life right? so you say as if youre done when youre talking to someone
"omg i failed ughhh jump off a cliff"
by sunoooo. September 10, 2021
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wise ass off

to annoy another via wise ass comments wise ass
My client was really wise assing me off tonight.
by sebastianthamster September 12, 2004
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turn that shit off, boy

Something you would say to your brother or son when Seinfeld is about to come on.
Turn that shit off, boy, Seinfeld's on in 5 minutes.
by B-Drac November 8, 2003
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Pull the legs off a spider

When A is making fun of B in front of everyone, and C, who's B's friend says "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider.", to A, C is telling A to find something better to do with their time than to make fun and laugh at C.

B is the one being laughed at by A.
C, in saying this to A, is doing several things at the same time.
Showing strong support for B.
Showing clearly that A's laughter is entirely inappropriate.
Also saying that A is the type of person who'd enjoy ruthlessly pulling the legs off a spider, is not only a bully but also acts like a child.
"Hey Dave are you a total fag or something?", said Dan, as everyone in the room was laughing at Dave, including Dan. Then Dale, sticking up for Dave, said to Dan, "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider." Then Dan felling small and belittled stopped making fun of Dave.
by Rusty Shacklefurd December 20, 2007
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Jenny Craig's Day Off

I term used to describe a sighting of a fat hogg or othewise obese bitch.
Dick: Whoah, did you see that fat whore?
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.
by Time4SumAksion June 11, 2006
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