Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

Monkey Blast

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.

That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!

by sks4540 March 21, 2020

Monkey Muncher

When my Dog cleans herself , licks her ...vagina..,then attempts to give "kisses". … ..

Stop Puddles!! No Monkey Muncher Kisses!

by MrsWily June 25, 2017

monkey muncher

name for Asian person who eats monkey

"hoolei fukke is a monkey muncher"

by gorzan August 10, 2021

Monkey drama

Drama with little to no significance

Person 1: I’m watching a YouTube video on this crazy drama right now!
Person 2: oh man, don’t waste your time on monkey drama!

by SexyWaltuh May 26, 2025

monkey tangle

“monkey tangle” is a term used when two african american beings indulge into entercourse of any kind.

white woman to african american man- “want to do a little monkey tangle?”
african american man- “you not my kind”

by Keith Herbenson April 24, 2023

Monkey Paw Sugar Daddy

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy? No oversight hand the most corrupt country in Europe Ukraine hundreds of billions to kill all of their male men that can fight.

((Lyrical potential))

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy.

by Super Dave Mega Thrust Five Dr February 05, 2025