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Penis

YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.

You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into KSI's mouth
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let these giant hot stuff break our family apart
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love and going to space to impreg every planet that ever existed.
by 10,11 buff cat June 6, 2022
mugGet the Penismug.

Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear
by Mr good advice April 6, 2023
mugGet the Papa Bear penismug.

penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'
Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered
by gmoney February 24, 2015
mugGet the penis parking garagemug.

penis

by bootyfart stanker November 28, 2023
mugGet the penismug.

Penis

A leg that excretes acid and works as a milk jar
I just sucked my penis

Must've been delish!
by Stinkyboobs April 18, 2022
mugGet the Penismug.

Penis Music

Bonky, Cloinky, and sometimes bloopy music often with an upbeat tone. It sounds as if it were made for or made by a very floppy penis. Imagine Scooby-Doo running on air, you have imagined what penis music might sound like. It is of note that is music is dogshit and it is not generally encouraged to listen to Penis Music as entertainment. It is instead used as a device to mock music which you don't like, for which you may call the offending music "Penis Music" and then post the youtube link.
me: *Listens to dogshit*

me: "Penis Music"
by DunDaDun February 17, 2025
mugGet the Penis Musicmug.

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