friend digger

A he/she who dates someone older or more popular for the sole reason of gaining more friends, party invitations. Usually an attractive outcast.

my new girlfriend is great, but she never wants us to hang out alone, she always wants to meet my friends

oh dude that's a friend digger!

by thegirlnextdoor89 November 20, 2010

Normal friends

Three words, Roblox sex, confusing friends, confusing yourself and mixed emotions, also colours, a lot of colours.

She is pretty, I would like to be Normal friends with her

by Balake CostaRica January 19, 2021

BYOJ Friend

A BYOJ (Bail You Outta Jail) friend on the top of your friend hierarchy. This is the person who will answer your collect call from the county jail at 3am, and bond your ass out ASAP.

Jen and Kaley are, legit, the best friends ever. I mean, I have good friends but they are my BYOJ friends.

by Dr. Blabby July 3, 2022

fake friend

a fake friend is that stupid bitch that doesn’t want u to be happy in anyway. That stupid ass bitch doesn’t want to stand up for you and is just craving for popularity

Zia is so mean to me! I would never want to be with a fake friend

by buttercupniche November 13, 2019

Friend

Something you don’t have

Jeff: hey do you have any friends
You: no

by No I won’t be your friend July 21, 2019

Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day

The day is June 16th, beat them up.

Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

by Anon122843 June 15, 2023

Friends

Something you will never have or understand.

You have no friends.

by iPutTheBiInBitch December 15, 2018