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sephora kid

A girl between the age of 8-12. She most of the time has a Stanley and makes fun of the people who don’t. She goes to Sephora and buys drunk elephant. Most importantly she wrecks everything in sight by making “skincare smoothies” and breaking the testers of the makeup.
by Nonbinary chicken February 22, 2024
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IPAD KID

You’re definitely an iPad Kid if your name is Allie and you enjoy playing Plants vs. Zombies
by Allie #1 Fan July 24, 2021
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It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered

Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"

Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"

People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."

Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"

People "Yes."

Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"

People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"

Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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Ladera Kids

The most horrible creatures imaginable. Emotionally infantile, self-obsessed, ignorant monsters bred for a life of hedonism by Ladera Moms. They infest and ruin all places within range of their eBikes and skateboards. The girls embody and aspire to dumb blonde stereotypes while the boys are similarly craven to either elitist jock or stoned surfer kakistocracy. No value can be squeezed from the lives of these soulless denizens.
Conversation in Ladera Ranch.
Q: Hey you want to get lunch at Board and Brew?
A: Let’s go down to San Clemente, I don’t want to run into any Ladera Kids at this one?
by Andrew Grey February 5, 2022
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Coach’s Kid Syndrome

Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.
“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”

“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”
by Ratfaced January 10, 2024
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Stray Kids

Stray Kids is South Korean boy group under JYP Entertainment. The group consists of eight members Bang Chan, Lee Know, Changbin, Hyunjin, Han, Felix, Seungmin and I.N. Originally a nine-member group, member Woojin left Stray Kids due to unknown reasons that weren't released to the in October 2019. They released a mixtape in 2018 and they officially debuted on March 25, 2018.
Yo did you hear Stray Kids is having another comeback?

Really, I didn't know!!!!
by Kim Sunwoo's Wife <3 November 20, 2020
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ipad kid

by ratattatatatta December 19, 2022
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