information zombie

1. One who continually, mindlessly, and voraciously consumes information (usually in electronic forms such as podcasts, news and entertainment sites/feeds, blogs, etc.) without the intention or effect of learning, retaining, or integrating any of what is read or heard.

2. Someone who consumes information just for information's sake

NOTE: Analogous to a traditional zombies in that the abstract object of consumption (ideas) is generated by the activity of the traditional, physical object of zombie consumption (brains).

She's such an information zombie, she spends half the day zoned out on her newsfeed.

by kayakblues March 11, 2014

Quarantine Zombies

what the world will turn into if quarantine last any longer

OH NO QUARANTINE ZOMBIES!!!

by ProfessionalDr.PepperAddict April 7, 2020

sludge zombie

The act of two intoxicated homosexual males eating each other's anal discharge.

I got so drunk I did a sludge zombie with my buddy. Now we can't look each other in the eyes.

by Imnotgayjusthappy December 26, 2020

zombie cough

When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.

Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.

by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017

WoW Zombie

When some is so enthralled with their World of Warcraft session that they barely, if at all, respond to any outside stimuli; Relentlessly pursuing their virtual quests like Zombies to brains.

Jay: "Hey Sam what you wanna get into tonight, party or something?"

Sam: ..... "Need more DPS...damage dispelled!"

Jay: "Sheesh, dudes turnin WoW Zombie on me already."

by SoPhonic August 12, 2011

zombie erection

When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).

- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!

OR

- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection

by NeatWolf May 29, 2014

Zombie Bowl

A marijuana term. A zombie bowl is two (or more) pieces of previously smoked marijuana that are put together in a pipe/bong to be smoked for the last time.

"Dude we're out of weed"

"It's cool, I have some ash, we can pack a zombie bowl."

by XChristian924X January 28, 2015