Zach

hes a thot

Hi Zach

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Zach Haircut

The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.

Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.

by Ballrock November 29, 2016

Zach Spellerberg

A sexy bad ass person that loves just one person for a long long time. He usually is short and has blonde hair. He also has the most perfect eyes.

I think Zach Spellerberg likes me.

by Erin Shingleburg April 24, 2018

Zach

a perverted man or boy that will rape every girl in site .

OMG hes raping, her he must be a Zach

by your local slut December 19, 2019

zach

1. Has a big 10 incher, gets ladies easily, smart asf, handsome. able to pull ladies just by saying "sup slatterinos". has gay friends, all of them sexy a s f.

2. a way of saying the n word or any racial slur

You're such a Zach

Ryan is such a Zach

by BigPP_Daddio12369 November 20, 2021

Zach fat

overweight,plump,porky,pudgy,round wide abdominous,bulky morbidly obese an absolute fucking gargantuan fat ass queer that love children and anything that doesn't involve physical activity

Mhhhh yes Zach fat indeed

by Mhhhhgae October 8, 2020

zach

Zach has 9000 ft shlong and is a sex god

Your pp is as long as a zach

by 69696969696969696969699669 May 14, 2020