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zach

zach is very artistic and funny. he can be very shy when you meet him at first but, when you get to know him is very very crazy. he often will tell people random jokes and is the type of person to go up to some random person and ask them to marry him with a ring pop. zach rarely falls in love so if he likes you, shoot your shot now before you dont have a chance. I think we all deserve a zach in our life.
person 1: Omg did you see what zach did today?
person 2: yeah he went up to some random girl and asked her to marry him with a ring pop!
by jayla <3 March 9, 2022
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Zach Haircut

The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 29, 2016
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Zach

A person who replays anime memes and thinks it's funnier each time. He also always says he's NOT a weeb, But he is....
Zach: Look at this anime show
normie: No
Zach: you'll LIKE IT.
normie: dies of anime cringe
by DESTROY ALL WEEBS December 23, 2020
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Zach-ing

Zach-ing’ or ‘The Zach’ is when mid-way through a sexual interaction you start playing a video game (Normally on the Nintendo Switch) whilst stating random fun facts in order to look dark and mysterious for your partner
“I was Zach-ing in the back of the van and nobody found out
by Zariouszalek June 21, 2024
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zach & ziegler

dude those guys are like zach & ziegler!
by churble August 4, 2020
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zach

the finnest man on planet earth. Hes always there for you when you need him, always happy to help, and you may never see him be mad. Hes got a warm heart, a loving soul, and a playful personality. He always cares about the small and big things and never fails to make you feel wanted. We love zach.
hey you know that guy Zach? Yeah hes really cool and not to mention hot.
by ijijiokk March 15, 2022
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Zach

Someone that is a mayor of the town stupid
Did you hear Zach is a mayor

“What town”

Stupid town
by Meow564 February 5, 2024
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