Gay Zombie

When you chain up an old man that’s near death, and than proceed to have gay anal sex with him until he demise; once he is dead you than put a straw into his anal cavity and proceed to drink the sperm out of his anus, once this is complete you than put the straw into his nose and drink his mucus

Man 1: yeah dude i went the retirement home and nabbed an old guy hand pulled a Gay Zombie

Man 2: I’m calling the cops

by DontTakeMyFuckingNameCunt February 4, 2020

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zombie cough

When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.

Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.

by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017

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WoW Zombie

When some is so enthralled with their World of Warcraft session that they barely, if at all, respond to any outside stimuli; Relentlessly pursuing their virtual quests like Zombies to brains.

Jay: "Hey Sam what you wanna get into tonight, party or something?"

Sam: ..... "Need more DPS...damage dispelled!"

Jay: "Sheesh, dudes turnin WoW Zombie on me already."

by SoPhonic August 12, 2011

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Monday Zombie

A term to describe a person didn't sleep on sunday.

Phil: Hey Jim
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie

by pervert king April 20, 2015

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