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I fucked your mom

Things that little boys say when they can't come up with an insult
¿:hey your ugly
¶:hey I fucked your mom!

Curb Your Enthusiasm 

What originally began in 1999 as a one-time one-hour special on HBO about "Seinfeld" co-creator Larry David's return to stand-up comedy, has turned into a critically acclaimed smash-hit that has spanned 5 seasons(2000,2001,2002,2004,2005) and has earned itself quite a few awards. The show is mostly about the daily life of Larry David and his wife Cheryl(played by Cheryl Hines) and all the hilarious trouble he gets into by pissing people off.Other characters that play key roles in the show are "Jeff Greene"(played by Jeff Garlin Larry's agent, and Jeff's loud-mouth expletive-laden wife "Susie Greene"(played by Susie Essman). If you like(d) "Seinfeld" you'll either LOVE or HATE "Curb Your Enthusiasm" due to the fact that the two shows are quite different.
Larry David has written and appeared in EVERY "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode.
Curb Your Enthusiasm by Bobalo December 28, 2005

get your mind out of the gutter 

A phrase said when a listener infers a dirty/sexual innuendo from something said by the speaker who did not imply anything of the kind.
Man 1: This hole is too small.

(Man 2 cackles)

Man 1: Get your mind out of the gutter!

you're so money

You're so awesome; You're so fantastic; You're so cool; You're so likable; Used to great effect in the 1996 movie Swingers by Vince Vaughn (Trent) and Patrick Van Horn (Sue).
You're so money and you don't even know it. Now, go out there and get some digits from her. I know she digs you. You're so money man!! You're money!!

Your mother sucks cocks in hell 

The task thine mother performs quite voraciously whilst in hell to the satisfaction of all who wish it morning, noon, and night.

A quote from the movie 'The Exorcist' (1973) where a possessed child informs a priest that the priests mother is in hell and spends her time sucking cocks there.
Hey man I got some good news and bad news. The bad news is your mother sucks cocks in hell, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.

Blow your back out 

To fuck someone so good, they can't walk for a couple of days. Hence their back is blown out.
Boy: Damn, girl, I can blow your back out
Girl: Um, I don't think so, I have a soccer game in the morning and I'd actually like to walk.
Blow your back out by BritneyLee09 February 22, 2009