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you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground 

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.
After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

wouldn’t you like to know?

A way of coyly flirting with someone. Yu can impress them with your secret knowledge
Guy: “I’m pretty good with my hands”
Girl: “Are you?”

Guy: “Well, wouldn’t you like to know? ;)”

I know where you live! 

If an individual wants to do bodily harm to another, he knows where to find the subject of the threat.
This phrase is commonly used in the African-American community.
Subject testifies in Court against a drug dealer. At the end of the testimony dealer sais: I know where you live! It means that his people know where to find the subject and exact their justice upon him.

Oh you don't know what karlson is? 

Something louder than anything and whishlist karlson so it will be release
Dani:Oh you don't know what karlson is?
ITS JUST A LITTLE GAME I'M WORKING OH ABADA AGAFAHA

don't bro me if you don't know me 

the line that you say to someone you do not know or barely know in response to them calling you bro. They may think they are cool or are chill and call you a bro. However, by saying don't bro me if you do not know me, you are telling them that he is in fact not a bro and does not have the right to call you a bro. One must understand what a bro is in order to say the line.
Stranger: What up bro?
You: Dude who are you? C'mon man seriously how dare you! Don't bro me if you don't know me.

you don't know shit from your asshole 

To be oblivious or uninformed on a subject you are trying to create a dialogue about.
The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.