Hockey

A sport where you use ice skates, a hockey stick, and boys get all the girls. In the NHL, people play hockey professionally. If you ever meet a hockey girl, ask to play hockey with her so you ca get along with each other. Also, hockey boys have cocks that have more length than the height of George Memeulous.

You play hockey? You must get all the girls!

by A hockey player September 16, 2020

Pond Hockey

Pond Hockey is a cocktail that is Pink Whitney Vodka and Club Soda with a lime.

You have Pink Whitney, can you make me a pond hockey?

by Adumbkid December 8, 2024

Hockey boy

The worst high school stereotype in the whole world. Hockey boys are mean, stupid and just are very shitty, every move you do they make fun of you, they were stupid hats (touqes, baseball caps backward) and of course they play hockey

I hate hockey boys

by Sugoma13 March 7, 2024

hockey puck

-a vulcanized rubber disc that serves the same function as a ball in sports
-a deodorizing block used to disinfect and reduce and/or mask odors in urinals

when you see the hockey pucks found n the urinals, do not eat the blue/pink hockey pucks

by curtis450 December 19, 2017

Tonsil Hockey

The reference "tonsil hockey" means you are in a full on make out session with someone. French kissing is a shorter version type of tonsil hockey - it always includes your tongues being the sticks playing each other, your tonsils being your goal.

"Wow... Becca and her boyfriend were playing tonsil hockey on the couch during the movie, they were really going at it!"

by DSclavin March 16, 2020

Carmel boys hockey team

Oh my fucking arse bro. These kids are so annoying and loud and can’t shut up. Them and all their little friends. Deacon, Ryan cap, Vince Holmes, Tommy both of them, that whole group, please close your mouth and don’t speak for the next 6 days. Yall so irrelevant I can’t even remember your names. I just know you by your ugly faces and loud annoying voices. I’ll never understand how someone can be so cocky yet your face looks like it just got ran over by a bus and then got sprayed with a 2 year old can of old spice that your mommy bought you cause you stunk of BO. Btw, making fun of and laughing at the “weird kids” doesn’t make you look cool or funny. It’s embarrassing annoying and cringey to everyone else. Yall are the only ones laughing. Ps why do you all date within the same friend group. Yall boutta inbreed atp. Maia and Molly?

I hate the Carmel boys hockey team, they’re not even good. I hope they crack they heads on the ice

by ccanonymous January 21, 2025

Ro-Hockey World Tour

A hockey-based game on Roblox where a bunch of underaged social rejects playing on their dirty iPads love to screw up their team's chance of winning the final against a team of 0 OVR bots, especially when they're the goalie. It's also filled with mostly sissy soccer/football fans with their display names being "Ronaldo" or "Messi" (those are the ones that you should NOT trust in RHWT) instead of actual like-minded hockey fans

Person 1: "yo wanna play ro-hockey world tour and sell??"
Person 2: "sure i'll be the goalie and let as many goals in as i can dude!!"
Person 3: "GK LEAVE!!!!"

by Merc2009 December 20, 2023