weed

i love it!
it makes me feel happy!

"My boyfriend and i tried to rape each other last time we smoked weed."

by Kattttiiiiieee March 27, 2008

weed head

Some one who can't live without weed.

"Damn he is such a weed head!!"

by julesthapit April 10, 2006

Laws of Weed

The laws of weed happens

The Laws of weed always happens as the best weed shows up and you've got to the end of the papers.
When one has rolled the perfect joint, the lighter won't work.
The Tim Hortons near Kew Park,Toronto never has enough donuts.

by eL racK December 6, 2007

one hit wheelchair weed

A weed, so powerful, that taking only one hit, will cause you to need a wheelchair.

Man, I got some good shit, it's one hit wheelchair weed.

by i April 29, 2003

Weed Monkey

The person at a sesh designated to cleaning the stale smoke from the bong. Sometimes it is the last person who says the words "Weed Monkey" after the initial hit.

Me: *takes a hit* Weed Monkey!!!
Doyle: Weed Monkey!!!
Rick: Wee.... for fuck sakes. *cleans stale smoke and coughs*

by FirePitProtox December 22, 2010

Weed Carrier

a weed carrier can also be a rapper who has become famous because of their boss

for example, G-Unit is 50 cents weed carriers

by KG April 16, 2005

weed it and skeet

A different version of "read it and weep", when someone gets high and busts a but.

Guy: "Oh snap, how did you just hit a royal flush after being so fucked up?"
Dude: "You can't handle this bro, read it and weep!"

Guy: "I'm over this gambling, I'm bout to go back to the room where I can weed it and skeet!"
Dude: "I may have won this hang, but sounds like you're gonna be rolling and choking it with your hand..."
Guy: "Whatevs..."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014