weiner swords

A game/competition in which the people in charge stand around talking and pretending to be productive when, in reality, they're not doing jack shit.

WTF are you guys doing? Standing around playing weiner swords?

by B Cash October 18, 2019

Weiner Wacking

When a male tapes a razor blade to his penis and spins it in a circular motion to trip the pubes of a female.

Maddy needed help so I showed her my Weiner Wacking skills.

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

Teeth Weiner

When you get carried away humping somebody's face and end up scraping your dick too hard on their teeth.

Oh man I ended up with a teeth weiner after last night with Kendra.

by BubbyFlay July 20, 2016

weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner

Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.

by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024

respectable weinering

When you are disrespected in all the right ways enough to brag to your girlfriends about the session

I mean wtf, I apologize for dropping off the call, but I got an unscheduled respectable weinering.

by MisterTree January 1, 2025

cocktail weiner fest

A cocktail weiner fest is a gathering of dudes with baby dicks.

Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest

by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024

fartnals weiner

a play on the phrase "finals week" but if it was funny and didn't suck balls

"hey bro have you started studying for finals week"
"more like fartnals weiner fuck school I don't care"

by whalesharkluver April 30, 2024