Da brand of side-by-side or over-'n'-under device typically utilized at "mandatorily tying da knot due to voluntarily forming a bump" services.
To lessen da chance of having a Smith & Wedding in your vicinity, it's wise to use condoms till you actually get hitched.
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
Get the Smith & Wedding mug.A destination wedding that is planned to create undue expense, little to do for the guests, short duration, and (foremost) create a “hey, look at me/us” event for the loving but entitled couple.
“OMG, I accompanied my girlfriend to this vanity wedding which cost us a lot of money for a 15 minute glamour photo-op for the bride and groom. They had no concept of the expenses involved for everyone. They should have eloped. We’d all be happier.”
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When you have been surrounded your entire life with toxic people and you cut them all out of your happy bubble of life.
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Get the Toxic Weening mug.Taken from Orson Welles' "Moral Indebtedness" column in the October 1943 Issue of Free World.
The use of this phrase, in the context that Mr Welles does, shows an understanding of the idea that many of the results that we hope to be so are not necessarily conducive with, or inherent within our approaches. That a single, extravagant gesture can not denote ownership or credit.
That, which is of real worth, must be earnt through genuine and unwavering efforts of love and determination.
The use of this phrase, in the context that Mr Welles does, shows an understanding of the idea that many of the results that we hope to be so are not necessarily conducive with, or inherent within our approaches. That a single, extravagant gesture can not denote ownership or credit.
That, which is of real worth, must be earnt through genuine and unwavering efforts of love and determination.
"The extension of this moral argument insists that no man owns anything outright—since he owns it rent free. A wedding never bought a wife. And the devotion of his child is no man’s for the mere begetting."
by Danglelemon August 21, 2024
Get the A wedding never bought a wife. mug.When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".
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Get the hillbilly wedding mug.Cocaine, or some sweetened cake or confection which has been "cut" by diluting it with powdered cocaine. A Canadian delicacy named in honour of former Olympic snowboarder and international fugitive Ryan Wedding.
Of course the marriage didn't last; the only memorable part of the entire relation was the wedding reception, at which the stoner best man thought that it would be clever to serve Ryan Wedding Cake to all of the assembled guests. Fortunately the local detox clinic was offering a two-for-one special that weekend.
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