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Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.
Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"
by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025
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Journey "Angie" Washington: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Journey "Angie" Washington: The First Juvenile Release
Person 1:
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Washington CPAP

When you run a hose from the tail pipe of your car through a window and duct tape the end of the hose to your mouth while revving the engine to expedite the end of life process.
Rob must have been really fed up with everything to do a Washington CPAP.
by Keeefers February 19, 2025
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Lake Washington School District (LWSD) is a school district encompassing many elementary, middle and high schools in the greater Seattle area.

In the 2024/25 school year, LWSD announced that they would change from the typical 7 period schedule to only 6 periods, explaining that it was to reduce costs of the district, which is rumoured to be in crippling debt. However, this was met with immense backlash, with students and families protesting about the reduced classes limiting the opportunity for students to take more advanced classes - thus making them less competitive in the college application process. However, LWSD did not listen to such complaints and continued with the 6 period method. This has resulted in widespread discontent amongst the student population inside of LWSD.

LWSD is also notorious for creating terrible schedules. The same year as the shift to 6 periods, LWSD announced a terrible, horrible, disgusting schedule which appears to be AI generated with the prompt to create the least balanced, most ludicrous schedule ever. Instead of spacing the classes evenly like any sane person would do, the district decided to place TWO 4th period classes in one day, and mixing up 80 minute and 45 minute classes together into a disgusting amalgamation.

However, LWSD offers some rather high quality curriculum, particularly around the language department. It was also known for its well thought out policies during the COVID-19 pandemic.
"What district is your school in again?"
"Lake Washington School District."
by meowtotheworld February 20, 2025
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blud washington

bro ur being a blud washington rn
by Glilblet March 21, 2025
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