To stop doing something, suddenly and without thinking. The purpose of which is to distract ones self from the current happening.
Girlfriend: Hey, hunney. Why did you take so long at the office last night?
Boyfriend: I, was.......you know, talking with bob.
Girlfriend: Bob was here last night looking for you.
Boyfriend: You know what, go wash a dish!
Boyfriend: I, was.......you know, talking with bob.
Girlfriend: Bob was here last night looking for you.
Boyfriend: You know what, go wash a dish!
by Mo J February 26, 2008
Get the Wash a dishmug. verb: to wit wash, wit washed, wit washing.
Wit washing is the act of utterly destroying an opponent with a single weapon of wit. Usually occurs when an intelligent and modest person is provoked by an ignorant asshole.
Note: Not to be confused with unoriginal, snarky remarks. Shit like that will land you in the asshole category. Ex: That's What She Said, Your Mom etc.
Wit washing is the act of utterly destroying an opponent with a single weapon of wit. Usually occurs when an intelligent and modest person is provoked by an ignorant asshole.
Note: Not to be confused with unoriginal, snarky remarks. Shit like that will land you in the asshole category. Ex: That's What She Said, Your Mom etc.
Dumb Bitch: "Since when is 'vag' an insult?! If I said "she's such a scrotum!" it would probably hit you funny, so think about how it feels to people who posses the body parts that you are using in a derogatory way. Thanks!"
Brian: "Don't have to be a dick about it"
Impressed crowd concurs: Wit Washed
Brian: "Don't have to be a dick about it"
Impressed crowd concurs: Wit Washed
by queensupreme March 11, 2011
Get the wit washmug. by Captain buttsexy November 27, 2013
Get the hand washmug. people stating that native American culture has always had more than two genders is Trans washing history. although the fact is that the 2 spirits nonsense was only made up in the 90's.
by Aust_Neil November 25, 2022
Get the Trans Washmug. 
Cleansing oneself without the use of running water, and without bothering to remove one's clothing.
Usually when in a hurry getting ready to go out and without a care for personal hygiene.
Usually when in a hurry getting ready to go out and without a care for personal hygiene.
I can't be arsed having a bath - I'll just have a welsh wash.
or
Kevin is such a dirty minger. He couldn't be bothered to shower so he just had a welsh wash with a dry towel
or
Kevin is such a dirty minger. He couldn't be bothered to shower so he just had a welsh wash with a dry towel
by Rob Marsden September 17, 2007
Get the welsh washmug. by PDill March 26, 2011
Get the White Washmug.