tug party

Two men feverishly masturbating while making ship horn noises.

Jeff and Dwayne were having a tug party in the Taco Bell restroom.

by costcogus October 13, 2016

Tug On Those Sheets

An expression that at once highlights an individual's interest in becoming intimately involved with someone and their reservations about doing so.

"Girl, he is fine the HOUSE, but I'm NOT about to tug on those sheets."

by theHOUSEE January 13, 2020

Tug Tug Splat

The car game of masturbating in the back seat in the interest of finishing in the eyes of the driver, causing and accident is the primary goal

Just had a quality game of Tug Tug Splat with Grandma

by The Bows July 11, 2015

Tuscan Tug

Giving a farm boy a handjob behind the barn

It’s not gay to do a Tuscan Tug at sunset. That shits romantic as fuck

by Fukhedfred September 13, 2020

Tony Tug

when tony stank tugged it in the cave

tony stork tony tugged it in the cave

by tony stork December 3, 2025

Slug-n-tug

Pull your Johnson out of your baby mama and let your bosses done Jork it.

My pal Eddie slug-n-tugged me behind a Taco Bell after meeting the grand ol’ BM

by Dr. Dysphoria August 23, 2025

Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018