Trumpet

A loud, outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, often found playing fact-jazz on social media.

Debating with trumpets on the internet is like playing chess with a pigeon. All they do is knock all the pieces over, crap on the board, and fly home to pronounce victory to their flock.

by Ishmael2021 January 6, 2021

Trumpet

A trumpet is a blown musical instrument commonly used in classical and jazz ensembles. The trumpet group contains the instruments with the highest register in the brass family.

I played the trumpet at the ochestra the other day.

by ansisjm October 30, 2017

Skin Trumpet

A male sex organ witch contains a copious amount of prepuce

Jon’s skin trumpet goes crazy with that extra foreskin!

by Yoursistersplunger October 28, 2023

Ukelele Trumpet

When you eat the ass of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet

Hey man, were you giving my mum the ukulele trumpet last night? It was pretty loud.

You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!

by Sthepen the 17th of Auckland a May 22, 2016

Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange

Donald Trump.

Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.

by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021

Trumpet

Slang term for "Telephone"

I need a new trumpet this one's broke

by Meddler101 July 8, 2018

Trumpet Kid

A Trumpet kid is a internet meme of a child or teenager annoying a girl or female with a trumpet . This internet meme has been memafied multiple times setting a annoying or normal song like the child is playing the song.

That kid is a real annoying kid .
OR.
That kid is a real trumpet kid

by Your_Maker June 5, 2018