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When someone's property (like a house or car) is damaged so badly that it is deemed unrepairable or too expensive to repair.

Johnny's car was really mangled in the accident and the insurance company decided to total it.

by TommyNoleBuc May 13, 2021

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Torta

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.

Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.

by anonymous June 28, 2021

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tootaleeni

A type of pasta that comes from tree bark

This tootaleeni is bussin bussin

by Tootaleeni July 28, 2021

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total drama island characters

Duncan
Courtney
DJ
Chris Mclean (everyone's favorite)
Izzy
Owen
And more

Oh, I just Love total drama island characters.

by Jennabunnygames. September 13, 2021

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A person who advocates for extreme measures or restrictions on another person's natural rights only in situations the person thinks they themselves will never encounter. When they do encounter those situations, said person will pretend they had no part in it and blame all the people for whom they thought such measures were REALLY reserved.

"Wait, Kathy thinks the Federal government should be table to take your parental rights because you don't agree with the mandates? You're even vaccinated"

"Yeah, she was always a bit of a Totalitard"

by CastlePrime October 11, 2021

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