couch tomato

Not a couch potato.

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.

by Not your uncle April 9, 2019

Tomato

a tomato is a fruit u can eat and its red and it tasts like shit

can u please give me a shitty tomato ?

by DeineOma May 3, 2019

Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022

Tomato Hat

Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.

Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night

by drtickles April 21, 2011

tomato

really why did you wonder what the word tomato is its a fruit idiot

random guy named bob: hey whats the word tomato meaning
random guy named elon musk: bruh you really asked that its a fruit idiot

by tomato mad that likes penguin September 12, 2020

sundried tomato

tomato dried by the sun :)
(tasted like a bitter fart)

Eli has never tried sundried tomatoes!

by anonymous February 9, 2025

Nonsense in Tomato juice

Slang in Hebrew

Wtf are you taking about, that's Nonsense in Tomato juice

by Thicculous November 4, 2020