Most disgusting food ever. Claims to be a fruit but is more like a FOOT! Once you eat a tomato you should be expecting to throw up for days
Son: mom could be have tomato’s for lunch!
Mom: NO YOU PICE OF SHIT!! TO YOU WANT TO THROW UP!! *beats son*
Mom: NO YOU PICE OF SHIT!! TO YOU WANT TO THROW UP!! *beats son*
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Get the Tomato’s mug.A man goes out to eat hot wings and doesn't wash or wipe his faces. He returns home to provide oral sex for his menstruating female partner.
Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral
Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral
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Get the Tomato mug.When engaging in sexual intercourse, one of the members inserts a tomato forcefully into his/her partners anus. Thus the partner will look up at them in fury and surprise, thus creating a facial expression that visually looks like a tomato.
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