vampire cunt

The action of masturbation or Oral sex while the female is menstruating

"¡Oh! You are in " those days" my love? Don't worry, I love Vampire Cunts".

by The Mishamiga May 03, 2016

vampire teething

the act of shoving your pointy teeth into a males tiny penis hole

yeah man i let my girlfriend vampire teething me

by tune68 January 11, 2011

Vampire Clock

A rather insignificant character from a group of flash artist known as 'wordClock Crew/word' which was inspired by wordStrawberry Clock/word.
One of the few female members of the crew.

Vampire Clock's new movie was odd.

by VPC August 29, 2003

reverse vampire

When a girl stands over a person and periods into his/her mouth, effectively adding blood to their throat.

Last night, Beth was really freaky and gave Zach a reverse vampire.

I heard a girl talking about how she gave a guy a reverse vampire when he wasn't expecting it and he vomited all over her.

by Parker1 March 31, 2008

lifestyle vampire

A person who is quiet and subdued when on their own, but comes alive when around other people, feeding off the energy of their social interaction or the event they are attending.

A: "Went rafting today which is fun but going out and doing stuff like that is always funner when you have people to share it with."

B: "Are you like me, a lifestyle vampire? You exist on your own, but you live when you're with others."

by Matti! Matti! Matti! May 01, 2012

Vampire nipple

When you go to pop a pimple on your chest and it starts bleeding like a motherfucker.

Dude 1: "dude, this zit on my chest, I fucking popped it and it's bleeding like a motherfucker!"
Dude 2: "Oh dude, you got a fucking vampire nipple!"

by DryHumpingandHeavyPetting22 November 12, 2015

Vampire Chai

A drink made of hot water, tea/chai spices, and a used tampon.

"Damn girl, you must be PMSing - is it vampire chai time of the month for you, again?!"

by NZboov April 20, 2012