Christmas Taint

The calendar days between December 21rst and January 1rst.

"Yeah, I'm not taking a lot of time off this year, just the Christmas Taint."

by Bearringsd December 26, 2018

Taint eater

Someone who is a jackass or aggravating all the time

Your a taint eater

by Jacob is daddy June 6, 2018

Taint Salad

The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day

It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad

by Goblin Mom August 30, 2023

taint stripe

The sweaty foul smelling stripe your taint leaves in your underwear after a hot day.

It was so hot today, I left a wicked taint stripe in my boxers.

by Beerisgasoline May 16, 2017

taint booger

Little rolled up balls of shit and paper stuck in the taint hair. Like a willknot or a clingon.

Man those burritos, took an hour to comb out the taint boogers.

by Delcapslock September 19, 2017

taint roast

The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.

"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."

by MacInbush June 19, 2016

Taint Lashing

When your master is half mad and half horny he be whippin' on your taint.

Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.

by The Conjurer July 1, 2019