timmysurprised

Immediately after molesting a dead goat, one forces their flaccid staff and ball sack into a freshly slit gap on the neck of the dead goat.

My boy Bob timmysurprised half the farm last night.

by DeafinatelyDef March 23, 2020

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Timmy

a pansexual male that plays Fortnite, and blurts out unfunny comment that are irrelevant 95% of the

Sean: Hey.

Timmy: Wanna give me head?

by guccimanein2006 March 27, 2020

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Tippy Ship

A kid who you can’t tell who is 84 or 13, or female or male. Ends up being “fortine”. He also claims to be a “boyo”

Hey is that tippy ship? Yeah he’s has 300k!

by YeetTheBeets May 16, 2020

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Timmy Scridlow is an alias used by a small group of informed people in British Columbia, Canada. As it stands, there is 26 outstanding warrants and fines in Timmy's name. Anytime someone got jammed up by the law or otherwise and did not have ID, they just said they were Timmy Scidlow from Spuzzum BC.

Chris and Lee are standing on the Skytrain Platform in Vancouver when a ticket agent rent-a-cop walks up and asks to see their proof of fare.
Lee: Oh shit officer...I mean punk...I mean sir! I must have dropped it.
Rent-A-Cop: Okay son, lets see your ID.
Lee: Oh shit, I left it at home.
Rent-a-Cop (unamused): Surprise surprise. Hey, don't I know you?
Lee: Perhaps if you are from Spuzzum...my name is Timmy Scridlow. But only 7 people live in Spuzzum, so I think I would remember you.
Rent-a-Cop (pulls out his ticket book): Timmy Scridlow huh? Well Timmy, today is not your lucky day.

by LeemantheDemon71 July 19, 2020

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