Wanking Widget

A device used (often a phone or computer) to assist you in the ritual of regular and/or routine wanking

Argh! I've been really bored recently... My wanking widget is broken and I literally have nothing to do!

by ThePipingPress August 27, 2014

Wonder Wank

When you begin to have "feelings" for a girl that appear as love but may just be lust you begin to think of an elaborate future together in your pants. However, in order to establish whether or not this is love you will masturbate, or "wank" thinking of them, sometimes with the aid of pictures. After climaxing you begin to regain your normal though process and are no longer thinking with your dick. If the feelings stay its love, if not then it was not meant to be.

" I wasn't sure if should ask her out, so I did a quick wonder wank and realized how annoying she was"

"I had a quick wonder wank and I KNOW I love her!"

by trissy2662 January 16, 2015

Wank Pellet

A name used to describe someone who is a proper time-wasting bell-end, a really useless prick.

"Dave hasn't turned up for work again, he's a proper wank pellet

by Chodenibbler May 29, 2018

Nostalgic wank

Finding a long lost porn video, that you never thought you would see again

Man, last night I had a nostalgic wank! I never thought i'd bust a nut to that bitch again

by Ham Den Lange September 22, 2020

Curtain Wank

The act of masturbating into a curtain.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.

John: dude, you split up with dat hoe yet?
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment

by The Curtain Fucker August 17, 2011

speed wank

it is someone who wanks and cum's in a matter of seconds

adam came out and said ive just cumed in 12 seconds just 2 seconds off my personal best. i better get ready for next weeks speed wank compotition

by lukeboi June 28, 2006

Bicycle wank

A special male masturbation position. It is performed whilst lying on your back with your legs in the air like the "Air Cycling" excercise. One hand is used to maintain balance whilst the other is used to do the masturbating. The typical outcome of this activity is ejaculating in one's own face.

I had a bicycle wank and got myself right in the eye.

by Subsong April 22, 2010