by B-Ritz Cracker November 24, 2016
Get the Turkey Wasted mug.Kind of like a trophy wife, but for white trash rednecks. Usually good at making fried anything, and full of sass.
"Man Bubba, I wish I could find me a real nice turkey wife to make me fried coon nuggets every day. "
by Meat Grenade May 27, 2015
Get the Turkey Wife mug.That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.
by D4nk4oi89 December 8, 2021
Get the Turkey Fucker mug.While engaged in doggy style sex, the female reaches underneath and cups and/or fondles the scrotum. Ideally, one of the parties involved makes a turkey gobble sound.
So I'm bangin' Donna doggy style last night, next thing I know she's givin' me the ol' TURKEY CRADLE!!!
by stevey-cakes October 25, 2014
Get the Turkey Cradle mug.A variant of the Turkey handshake fail, where confusion between whether a handshake or a fist bump will be played leads to an accidental fist-palm. This new handshake takes that idea and doubles it, and makes it intentional. The first individual holds out a fist, the second person open palm slaps the fist in a downward fashion; the second person then makes a fist, and the first individual slaps the fist in a downward fashion.
John showed us that it was possible to recover from the fatal Turkey Shake by doubling down with the Double Turkey.
by johnny mc awesome May 31, 2015
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