Accu-stoned

The spacy, blissful, stoned feeling one gets after a session of acupuncture.

See also massage stoned

I was so accu-stoned after my appt at the eastern medicine clinic I could barely function at work.

by Reynold926 January 19, 2014

The Magic Stone

The Magic Stone is a breathtaking novel written by the Minecraft players and residents of Hogtopia;

AwesomeZ_360 , justcheerio and ktaei

Originally starting out as a side hobby by Ktaei , they discovered the piece and began writing. The book quickly turned into a nasty, luscious, vein-wrenching masterpiece with a great storyline following the two characters "Ty" and "Blyss. It's elusive, gripping, astounding; a must-read!

Person 1: Have you ever heard of the new, on the rise, upcoming, luscious, blood curdling, vein-wrenching, romantic, horror, comedy book "The Magic Stone?"
Person 2: You know I have! I'm obsessed!

by justcheerio March 26, 2021

stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock

I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock

by A real dads dad March 4, 2016

pres-stoned

when your name is Preston and you high as fucc

Preston: ayo man I think I'm high
John: guess you can say your pres-stoned lmao

by Burnzify September 30, 2016

Shea Stone

Shea is a soft e girl who probably secretly watches anime constantly. She is actually suuuuuuper funny but has so many Xbox friends 🙄 jk jk she’s pretty nice. Also she’s obsessed w the tibzanata

Oh ya Shea stone I know her she was in my Xbox party last night

by “THAT” person October 25, 2019

Moe's Stone

After overeating at Moe's southwest grill, A moes stone is a collection of cheese, compacted tortilla chips, guacamole, and other gut wrenching mexican delights that form a harder than concrete ball or "stone" in ones stomach. It will leave one in complete misery until the stone can be removed surgically and emergently. Moes stones are very common in the overzealous hungry bellies of pregnant women.

"Oh my god.....I ate way to much Moe's again. I can feel the Moe's stone forming in my belly. It will rip my butt if i pass it naturally. Please get me a surgeon and stretchy pants before my pregnancy hormones drive me to eat more moes, and the moes stone grows hair and legs!

by I warned you Emily January 24, 2014

Stoned God

A god to surpass all gods. every child should be taught to worship the stoned god as everyone who follows the stoned god is blessed with the dankest of kush.

all hail stoned god

by LP97 May 29, 2018