A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.
Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.
She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.
She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?
Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.
Damn, hoes be hoeing.
Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.
Damn, hoes be hoeing.
by Apairadeez March 1, 2025
Get the Ski beavermug. an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.
When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?
Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
Get the Argyll Ski Slopemug. by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021
Get the Ski bumpsmug. by Goodfornothingboi May 26, 2022
Get the Skiesmug. It is when someone in the backseat of a Honda Civic riding around town giving hand-jobs to one guy on each side at the same time
by BuchyN June 5, 2016
Get the Cincinnati Ski Tripmug. 1. The act of ride sharing to a ski resort
2. A drinking game where passengers drink one beer every time an annoying ski reference including the words shred, gnar, conditions, etc is made on the ride to a ski resort
2. A drinking game where passengers drink one beer every time an annoying ski reference including the words shred, gnar, conditions, etc is made on the ride to a ski resort
by Rockycars January 2, 2022
Get the Ski busmug. Used as a phrase to show interest in having sex on the beach.
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
by Litnfit April 28, 2024
Get the on-sand water skiingmug.