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Point God

A nickname for Chris Paul, one of the best point guards of our time and orchestrators of an offense we have ever seen.
Bro Isiah is better than Chris Paul
Hell no, Point God is better
by SlantBoy February 13, 2021
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rat pointing

When two men forcibly insert their penises into either end of a rodent so that they meet in the middle.

(see also "rat pointing London style")
John and Lance enjoyed a hearty bout of rat pointing of a Saturday eve.
by Icy Mike February 7, 2005
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Point Pump

You finally scored that Raunchy Root after that dry spell in August... but before things got midway that full thrust ...unfortunately turned into half a pump (.5 of a pump). Now she is looking like a Spunky Monkey
Boy: “babe, it’s been ages. Can we make love tonight?”
Girl: “I’m tired. I have work early”
Boy: “it’ll be a point pump, I promise.”
Girl: “okay.”
by RowdyRando February 19, 2019
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Sexclamation point !!!

A gender-revealing punctuation mark! Used frequently, often in multiples and almost exclusively by females!!! (Men, in contrast, end a sentence with a single piece of punctuation, usually a period or question mark.)

The female attraction to this piece of punctuation is probably entirely unconscious. The mark - ! - is a clear pictogram of a woman's 'private parts', a vertical orifice above a circular one.

Using it to end almost any string of words is a statement of the sender's sexuality, conveying a subliminal ; "Look what I possess!!!"!!!!!
The detective suspected that the note - "Back soon! I'm shopping for fancy soap and scented candles!" - with its mystifying sexclamation point !!!, could possibly have been written by a woman.
by Monkey's Dad September 2, 2019
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Straight Points

Straight Points are used by comparing someone's personality traits, behavior and vocabulary to the average male or female heterosexual of the same sex in order to taunt, underline or put into question someone's sexual orientation.

The straight points are usually deducted by presenting traits of the opposed sex such as wearing makeup for men and playing or watching sports for women, but they can also be added when someone's presenting other traits that coincide with the ones of an average heterosexual of the same sex.
You lose 10 straight points for bringing your man-purse to the bar.

He loses 5 straight points for having an white iPhone but he gains 15 for driving a motorcycle.

How many straight points we'll deduct him for ordering a Cherry Cola?
by a66spam June 12, 2013
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twitter points

The number of friends you have on Twitter,
mostly used used sarcastically.
She was dating three guys from the same office? Wow, I bet her twitter points are through the roof!

I got 9 points. You?

The guy I was seeing? I caught him with another girl and then his wife showed up. Yeah, he just lost some twitter points.
by kay-dee-o May 17, 2009
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Ab Point

The act of pointing at ones abs with a stern voice while saying any word or phrase.
Henry: (Hot teacher walks by) Hot bitch Ab Point!

George: (At the Lincoln Memorial) Presidential Ab Point!
by JPat123 September 6, 2010
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