Michael

A faggot that likes to eat dick and likes to give blowjobs

Michael and his dad had a great time yesterday

by Bruhdeeznuts123 June 15, 2015

Michael

Kid who cries for no reason, essentially, a massive sook. See also Jordan

Michael totally cried today when I asked how he was.

by aknfkaegfbsdjjkrehglhhhhhhhhma March 11, 2015

Michael

Someone who seems cool when you meet him, he can make you laugh, he has a gorgeous smile, and knows how to treat a girl. At first. Then, he turns into some asshole that only talks to a girl for a few months and then moves on to another. Slyly, he ends up tricking every girl at school.

I wish I could be as secretive as a Michael

by emp510 August 30, 2015

Michael

A person with a very lazy eye and kinda gay

dang Michael has a very lazy eye

by Trayj234 April 18, 2017

Michael

A rude boy who makes you feel bad about yourself. His main goal in life is to make others cry. He uses black mail a lot. He thinks he's funny. He's rude and awful and makes girls run upstairs and cry in the bathroom.

Ya Michael made Jessica cry, did you here?

by Shjsoanebdidod May 27, 2017

Michael

A stupid fucking sewer rat who can fit as many cocks in his ass as Joe Jack's mouth, which is forty

Michael is a nigger bitch whop

by TragicBronsonAKA ThMainMan January 24, 2018

Michael

Name of most gay kids

Jimmy: who's the most gayest kid in this office
Alice: that would be Michael jimmy

by Thatonedumbretard December 31, 2018