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Yeetosaurus Flex

OH NO THERE IS A YEETOSAURUS FLEX, WE HAVE TO RUN!
by mor1tz March 5, 2018
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4am flex

What you doing mate ? I'm just on that 4am flex boss
by Roscoe10123 April 19, 2018
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doo doo flex

The act of taking a pic while taking a shit. Best seen as a snapchat caption.

Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.
he’s gonna take longer than we expected, he just hit me with the doo doo flex.
by King Boo JP September 17, 2019
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Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.

The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.

The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"

Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.

Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?

Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
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Unlimited flex works

An attack which involves a set-up period where KJ performs a dance, followed up by a punch that creates giant cracks in the air.
KJ: "because with this IT'S OVER...KJ'S 20 SERIES...UNLIMITED FLEX WORKS"
by LegokoaSpongebob March 12, 2025
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Sandy Turd Flex (STF)

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
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flex flexington

Someone who shows off all the time and flexes about things in his or her life.
Ella is a flex flexington because all she talks about is going to a Chance the Rapper concert.
by Dumster February 27, 2017
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