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King Charles’ Fingers

Thick, gourmet sausages. Named as such due to their uncanny resemblance to His Majesty’s fingers.
“I reckon we should bring some King Charles’ Fingers to the barbecue today mate”
by boxy0127 September 13, 2022
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Charles U Farley

spoonerism of a societal taunt "Fuck You Charley", meant to express contempt or defiance.
The mailbox is registered under the name Charles U Farley.
by Charles U Farley June 15, 2008
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prince charles of wales

ugly, god awful piece of shit that should rot in the bottom of a hippopotamus' arse
prince charles definiton; pigfaced manwhore
"i want to run over prince charles of wales with a motorcycle multiple times"
"i hope prince charles shit glass and wash his ass with alcohol"
by anneboleyn61 December 6, 2021
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Saint Charles Plague

Text message generated Swine flu hysteria, or a good reason to skip school.
Q: I heard 900 some kids called in sick in Saint Charles today, how'd that happen?

A: Nice weather outside, Swine flu in the news, text messaging technology.... all added up a Saint Charles Plague (OPPORTUNITY)!
by MULIDO October 23, 2009
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Frosty Ray Charles

When a girl passes out mid hookup, you cum on her eye lashes. The cum will dry during the night. When she wakes up in the morning, she will not be able to open her eyes, therefore being blinded.
This bitch was sucking my dick, when she passed out and really pissed me off. I was so mad I gave her a Frosty Ray Charles. Boy was she pissed off in the morning.
by John Lory Harris IV January 12, 2006
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James Charles

YouTube makeup artist, known for calling his fandom “sisters,” with his own makeup pallete. Usually seen with pinkish drinkities, James Charles is also very gay, which is definitely not a bad thing.
Person: I JUST GOT THR JAMES CHARLES PALETTE! I LOVE IT!
Person 2: Omg I’m sister salty I want it!
by Big_uwu_energy_ February 11, 2019
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Charles E

1. A middle-aged man, generally of french/canadian descent (or of any descent but known for being a back-stabbing, ignorant bastard) who expends more time and energy avoiding work by filing fraudulent disability and workers' comp claims than the energy it would take to actually work a full-time job. 2. A man who has been out of work for so long that boredom and inactivity has resulted in him developing homosexual pedophilia. He masturbates and dreams of molesting little boys.

A Charles E differs from "white trash" in that he portrays himself as moral, friendly, descent and "victimized" in public but behind closed doors,is generally abusive and a world-class asshole to his many kids and wife. To be classified a "Charles E", one must spend no less than 6 total months collecting workers' comp, disability or either combined with welfare. A Charles E usually smokes heavily and has some minimum skill level or trade experience but is too lazy to work. A Charles E can not help to blame those closest to him for his bad "lot in life" and is genetically unwilling and incapable to take any responsibility.
He got hurt and is "Charles E'in" it. He's layin' around like a "Charles E". He's a goddamn Charle E. Work is pissed at him because he's "Charles E'in 'em". They won't hire him because he's a "Charles E". He's pullin' an "uncle chucky". "Charles E Mode".
Keep your eye out when you're on the playground for "uncle chucky".
by basetounit9 September 23, 2008
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