A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)
"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon, they can be a real trouble maker but can somehow sometimes get out of it they can have big mood swings at times as well. They think they’re better than everyone else and have a short temper although never is anyone actually threatened by him.
Is that a Brandon?
And here comes Brandon.
And here comes Brandon.
by Nbd February 6, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by KatieNotKatrina September 5, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. by Moe lester123 June 14, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly
by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by Skiru September 23, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts
Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?
Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon
Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?
All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts
Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon
Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?
All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts
by Look at me bitch October 7, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.