a codeword for "Esther Curtis". the 1800's prostitute was a lioness that devoured her young, so when someone calls you a highway unicorn you should take that as a compliment because you are an Esther Curtis.
by SMS (BANGERZ) September 11, 2013
Tears of a unicorn. The magical healing powers of Unicorn tears can be seen a something exclusive and unique. Unicorn tears processed in skincare or makeup wil make you look younger, make you sparkle and make you look beautiful. If you drink Unicorn tears your health wil be better but a drinker of unicorn tears can be seen as someone cruel like if the unicorn was hurt to make it cry and you drink it's tears because you're so mean.
-Oh she's such a bitch she drinks Unicorn tears for breakfast.
-OMG this lipstick is so shiny and beautiful it contains Unicorn tears.
-OMG this lipstick is so shiny and beautiful it contains Unicorn tears.
by NOVA-CAISEY November 09, 2017
When a woman covers a man's entire penis with cum during sex so that his hard shaft appears shiny and slick
by The Lady A April 25, 2017
by The only pug July 17, 2021
Hairstyle, mostly on men. Related to the mall claw, but on a male. The front of the hairline is pointed up in a unicornian style. The overuse of hair product adds to to the jismy quality.
by Capturedbyrobots January 06, 2012
by Redman2286 September 09, 2021
When you have a crush on someone that you know you have zero chance with, like your hot teacher, or a celebrity, or your best friend’s mom. It’s called a Unicorn crush because, like unicorns, it’s not real, but it’s something everyone knows about and understands.
by Got.Any.Grapes? April 03, 2022