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Swamp Drink

Usaully a revolting concoction of blended vegetables. Usually includes everything green, spinach, lettuce, Brussels sprouts, avacadoes, bell peppers, Grannysmith apples, celery, eggplant, carrots (preferably green), and balsamic vinegar. After the ingredients are blended together nicely, a thick 8 inch layer of green foam soaks the top of the blender. This gives the "Green drink" it's swampy look. Supposedly very healthy for you, but give fair warning that it turns your excrement green.
Susie:" But Dr. Oz said that blended vegetables are good for you honey."

Kevin: "Get that Swamp Drink away from me! I'd rather have a blended burger than that shit!"
by XenocideJoe May 11, 2013
mugGet the Swamp Drinkmug.

Swamp monster

Noun redneck for an ugly person.
Damn that swamp monster over there wants your number
by Stevil85 October 6, 2016
mugGet the Swamp monstermug.

swamp force

v.

1. a release of hormonal fluids so severe that not only do you lose your soul when doing so, but your cum turns purplish green and your penis deflates like a balloon

2. a woman that got shrek dick

not hulk

but shrek specifically in terms of strong body odor
1. Dude you should’ve seen me blast my load. It was such a swamp force of cum.

2. i got dicked down via swamp force
by YT_BlueFro December 16, 2020
mugGet the swamp forcemug.

Swamp donkey

In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.
Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.
by Haha by Baja and May 10, 2022
mugGet the Swamp donkeymug.

wrong swamp

Formal: This term is used primarily when walking into a wrong classroom during the beginning of the semester.
Informal: A term used to express ones frustration when telling a joke to a new group and nobody in the group laughs

Gaming: The moment in multiplayer games when you turn a corner and find more that one member of the enemy team.
Jim: “Hey guys I’m going to try to invade the enemy’s base and place a sentry...OMG it was the wrong swamp guys! Wrong Swamp!
Michell: “How come every semester I wander into the wrong swamp!
by FoxxyBeb January 6, 2018
mugGet the wrong swampmug.

Swamp of Gainz

A phrase which arose out of a conversation between future body builder Andrew Sebastian and Deondre Waltenberger
Hey! Whatchu think you're doing in our swamp of gainz?
by qtsxy October 23, 2019
mugGet the Swamp of Gainzmug.

Swamp shop

Sheila's swamp shop uses a pressure washer to knock the cooties off...lol
by SlicksBadGirl aka BadKittie September 23, 2020
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