Mulch monkey

Someone who can't do anything right,they are unevolved and are basically useless.

"Man Domonik is such a mulch monkey"

by Iamtheonethatmakesyou September 9, 2016

Freezing the monkey

Having sex with a snowman.

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019

Shift Monkey

Noun - A person who constantly, and un-necessarily, shifts the gears in there car violently. In most cases they are young adults who do not know, but believe they know, how to drag, race, rally, or drift their vehicles.

John's going to drop his transmission if he keeps acting like a Shift Monkey.

by Guercioni October 23, 2005

curb monkey

Young, impressionable (scantily dressed) females who hang around trying to get rides on the back of motorcycles.

Also can be the girlfriend of a motorcycle rider. Him in full riding gear, her in a tank top with her thong hanging out the back of her jeans.

Originates from the expression 'having a monkey on your back".

There goes Jim on his Kawi with a curb monkey hanging off of him like a lemur.

by EndoCanuck October 8, 2003

Black Monkey

A BLACK MONKEY

Person 1: OMG ITS KSI

Person 2: What are you on about it’s just a black monkey

by LOGAN PAUL IS BENT November 22, 2019

bitchface monkey

A simian or otherwise ape-like figure with the face of a bitch.

What's up, you sorry bitchface monkey

by jpsi June 11, 2006

monkey piss

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.

by Dave May 3, 2005